Happy Anniversary & Bull Riding at the Hurricane

Congratulations to the folks running the Hurricane Pizza Grill in Columbia! They’re celebrating their very first anniversary of ownership at that popular pizza joint and bar. What better way to celebrate than a mechanical bull riding competition?

Well, okay, maybe you, personally, can think of a few other ways to celebrate that you, personally, would classify as “better,” but there’s no accounting for taste.

The mechanical bull riding competition begins at 9 p.m. tonight, so you’ve still got time to dig up your ten gallon hat and jump into your chaps. The powers that be at Hurricane are handing out prizes to the sexiest and funniest bull riders, so keep that in mind… while you’re gripping to that bridle for dear life, of course. How you can be sexy while desperately clinging to a machine modeled after one of nature’s more ornery death machines is anyone’s guess, but hopefully at least one of you will figure it out.

To get you in the mood, here are some eclectic picks for attempting to tame that mechanical monster. Happy riding!

“I Will Survive” – a slightly slower jam to get some positive vibes.

Putting aside the grim actual subject matter of this particular song (look, it’s Metallica), if you do decide to saddle up that ol’ mechanical bull, “oh, God, help me please” will probably be one of several things running through your mind about three seconds into the process.

What bull riding playlist would be complete without Johnny Cash’s “Bull Rider?”



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Ed Hirtzel is the Summer 2016 Fly intern. She’s currently an English Honors student at Millersville University. Her hobbies include scribbling, writing both fiction and nonfiction, and compiling useless information about cryptids.

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